Do you ever wonder how absurd a conspiracy theory should be to be considered just a theory? What makes it a theory? Why does it have to be a conspiracy? Could it just be that if you don’t blindly agree with what your masters tell you then you must be involved in a sinister underhanded plot to disrupt what they demand you believe what they tell you? What if everything you’ve ever learned was a huge amalgamation of evil lies designed to complicate something as simple as the simplest of things? Life. You know you’ve thought about it many times throughout your existence- why am I here? What is my purpose? When did all this begin and where will it end? Why is it all so complicated? Well it really isn’t. If you can take a step back and just think about it in it’s lowest form you’ll realize how insignificant everything is. Everything.
Do you think this thing has a significant purpose? Do you think the world would just collapse if he never existed and everything he brought to the world was never incorporated into the grand image the world would hold? We can be sure of one thing; he doesn’t mean anything to all those big shots who tell you every day what you should and shouldn’t be doing. He doesn’t matter and neither do you. Or me. We are just consumers of everything they want for themselves. We only matter to ourselves and our families and friends. Our purpose isn’t some complicated plan to help the greedy scumbag demons get rich from our labor and steal everything we work hard for our whole lives. Our purpose is simple. Live and let live. Be comfortable and at peace with each other. And most importantly, we exist not to validate the lies we are told but to ignore it all and give it the insignificant shrug it deserves. We landed men on the moon? Really< And how does that benefit me? Would my life be any different if we hadn’t? Don’t try to explain it for them…explain it from a real perspective. A perspective of “What if we NEVER really landed men on the moon?” Would it matter? Does it matter if the world is flat or does it have to be round for you to continue on? What if it IS flat? How would that have changed your life? You may THINK you know but you don’t. You dig and dig to find the theorems to explain gravity but you have no clue what all the numbers and squiggly symbols mean. You just KNOW you know because it’s right there somewhere in a book or on Wikipedia. You’ll fight like a soldier to defend the complications your masters force feed you throughout your meaningless life. When all of it is just a fantasy of a greedy narcissistic pack of losers who cannot find their happiness or peace within themselves. They need to make you miserable to be happy and you let them. You defend their lies no matter how ridiculous they are. The moon? Really? You believe that? My God man, what would that ash tray lipped African goon up there do if we never went to the moon?! What if the world was flat? Would he surely walk right off the edge chasing a gazelle?
You think this guy is your president? Why? Because they told you? Is it really that hard to open your stupid eyes and see how impossible the 2020 election was for him to win? Have they made you that stupid? And look at yourself. You believe this is the president. You think elections are honest. You’re sure we landed on the moon. You think a bunch of worthless muslims jumped on a few airplanes and flew them into our World Trade Center on 9/11. You think an invisible plane crashed into the Pentagon and miraculously there isn’t one second of video footage to prove it. THE PENTAGON, the most secure building on earth can’t find a single inch of video tape with a 757 Jetliner barreling into the most secure building on the planet. You believe it. So why believe anything if you can’t believe some of the biggest events they tell you about? JFK? Viet Nam? Apollo moon landings? Gravity? Don’t worry, I won’t leave you hanging here with all of this truth…..I’ll explain it all at a level even you can understand. I’ll explain it as MY THEORY of relativity. And you’ll feel so stupid when I’m done you may even consider Epsteining yourself.
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