Incredible image taken from the Gullible Telescope captures an almost duplicate Earth some 348 Million Light Years away. Scientists name the Planet “Latest” and determined it to be in the Voellm Galaxy sixteen Universes away.

Upon closer examination, Professor Calvin Combs of the Institute of African American Studies at the University of Absurdity has determined a slight miscalculation in the alignment of the photographic equipment situated close to the enormous Lazy Susan on which the Flat Earth Science Project is built. According to Combs, there is no need to correct the misinformation as it has been determined that ordinary people who marvel in these types of headlines prefer them to be true and are therefore fully convinced of their authenticity mere seconds after reading them. In other words, these people still believe fairy tales delivered to them through their televisions and radios as “Breaking News” and are subject to believing absolutely anything they are told. When a Wikipedia page is available to confirm their stupidity it only adds to the confirmation processing of their pathetic little minds.

As most of us know, the absolute source of all of reality is based on a faith in what we are inherently given by our creator and can only operate on our developed common sense to fully understand. The complexities of life as given to us by other men are all born from pure conjecture committed to a limited capacity to see beyond their own tiny little worlds of egocentric instability. Namely, Democrats. Typical Round Earthers believe we sit on a big ball and are held in place by a magical magnteic-like force that keeps us from just rolling off onto the gigantic floor that lies beneath the table we are rolling around on. Sounds ridiculous but these pseudo-scientists actually believe this mythology and not only spread it as if it were Gospel, they demand we all adhere to their “Laws of…..” whatever science they are pushing and make provisions to enforce them. It has been an eternal brainwashing of minds to develop a level of control that has taken over nearly half of the population of the Flat Earth. The Flat Earth that many of its inhabitants are completely unaware of its existence as a Flat surface. Just look down for crying out loud! Are you standing on a ball? If you put a level on the floor does the bubble struggle to find the middle or does it show flatness?