The children of the Gen-X group of the declining valued human race, the current “Zoomers” are rapidly approaching the horrific realization of adulthood and independence. Once a revered stage of development for such past generations as “The Greatest Generation” (Born 1901-1924), “The Silent Generation” (1925-1945), “The Boomer Generation” AKA the beginning of the end (1946-1964) this stage began to turn from hope to hate as it reached terminal velocity. “Generation X” because what else could you call a generation where no words could begin to describe them? (1965-1979), “Millenials” (1980-1994), “Generation Z” because what better to call the generation where all of humanity will likely end in disaster? (1995-2012), and finally, where we are creating a misaligned population of misfit pure blooded survivors,” Gen Alpha” (2013-2025) where we think there is still hope of at least a do-over to recreate a new and real Human Race.
This piece of journalistic brilliance will focus on the “Zoomers” as it relates to reaching the bridge from childhood to adulthood in a cloud of mystery and sometimes misery in a few cases I will share below. What does this all have to do with the shape of the planet or the existence of gravity and moon landings you may ask? Well that too will be explained for those who still don’t understand the relativity of blowing smoke up the back ends of children and the complete failure of an entire race of organic perfection given to us when this all began. We start with the trauma of being told as a “Zoomer” that it’s time to grow up, push away from the video game console, and get a job. This may mean figuring out how to go to college if that’s a path one would unwisely choose, or just leaving the house and applying for work. They’re going to need to do this from a home of their own and perhaps with a partnership with a genetically opposite member of another gender. As horrible as it might seem to the later end of the Generation X parents, it’s something most of them have done so it is definitely something that should be possible to accomplish. But wait…..did they remember to raise them to understand what THEY were doing while they were busy raising them? Stay tuned for the results of an unprepared generation of parents.
One of the common themes of these “Zoomers” and in this case “Millenials”, lying and pretending are part of their solution to the problem of actually growing up. The tragic part is an inability to brainstorm a solution to being caught in the lies without resorting to butchering their entire family and magically being successful. Christopher Porco sits in prison for life when he thought his answer to his father’s questions about the lies he’d been telling about his status in college would be to pick up an ax and start swinging it until the quiet peacefulness of his own delusions settled in. His mother would be an innocent bystander but how else could he explain the bloodbath he’d just given his father? She survived with massive injuries and NO MEMORY of any of it, but he’s in prison and his dad is dead.
Chandler Halderson was a masterful liar, fooling everyone into believing he was in college, working for an insurance company for no pay, and securing a new job working at SpaceX for Elon Musk. His girlfriend of three years was shocked when she found out…..another disillusioned Gen Z moron who believes we walked on the moon. After months of trying to get his son a paycheck from the insurance company he claimed to be working for, Chandler’s father finally found out the real reasons for the problems. The insurance company simply wanted his college transcripts and Chandler faked emails and phone calls to kick the can down the road until he could pretend to leave for Florida to work for SpaceX. He could never even pull that off anyway so his tiny little Gen Z brain zeroed in on a foolproof solution. Kill everyone in the house, his mom and dad, pretend they went missing and section their bodies in the family room near the fireplace. His miscalculations regarding cremation forced him to take the separated limbs and torsos to various spots he was very familiar with and dumping them in the woods. He had managed to roast both heads in the fireplace so the bone fragments left in the ash bin helped secure his life sentence when the smoke cleared, so to speak. See how much damage all of the lies produced? Not only these children as they try to fool their parents, but the lies their parents told them about the fundamental history of the world. When the lies start they only accelerate and force more lies. And it has no end! Read one more example happening live on Court TV right now on YouTube.
This peach is still fighting for his life claiming a mystery man dressed all in black with a mask over his face broke into his family’s home, retrieved his fathers 22 caliber rifle and executed his father, his mother, and his sister. No ransacking or burglary, just bullets to the backs of his whole family’s heads. He claims he came downstairs to find the mystery man holding the rifle after just shooting his father in the living room. He says he struggled to get the gun away but was shot…..wait for it……in the foot. The mystery man then released the rifle and ran scared from the house while poor traumatized Alex lay bleeding from his foot. In complete agony and obvious shock, he managed to call 911 and report the incident as he claims he saw it. He told the dispatcher his mom and his sister were safe upstairs in their bedrooms. They were fully dead. The tag line for this trial is that Alex’s dad had demanded he get a job and move out. What else could a poor mixed up moon walking believer do but kill his whole family?
I’m not sure I was able to connect the dots of the decay of the generations with the bigger lies of governments and so called leaders but I do believe I am on to something here. Here’s another way to look at it…..If you believe in God and Jesus and The Bible, what could go wrong beyond finding out you were wrong? And if you ARE wrong you won’t ever know and who knows what comes next. If you’re right then the blessings will all fall into place just like you’ve expected. If you reject God and Jesus and The Bible, imagine the world of shock and dismay when you find out you were wrong. Imagine trying to explain to God why you were so belligerent. Imagine the only option these Gen Z Zoomer and Millennial creeps have wasn’t going to work this time……you can’t chop God up and stuff him in a fireplace. If we keep teaching the lies to the children, the lies will always ultimately be discovered. Maybe that’s the hope of calling the next generation Gen Alpha. By the time they reach adulthood maybe all the lies will have been revealed and they can successfully create a greater race of people. Starting from Alpha.
I don’t know if the world is flat and I’m pretty sure we never walked on the moon but if we pretend to know it all, we do nothing but harm to the original design of the human brain. God knew what he was doing. When people forget that, and most do, everyone is doomed.
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