The Cycles of Flatstronomy

Fossil found at the southwest quadrant of anthropological dig #438 on Platter Earth D-7

It’s pretty easy to follow the progression of misbeliefs that form presumed histories through the geological transformations studied today. Fossils are routinely discovered etched deeply in the far layers beneath the surfaces of the upper layers of the earth. In a typical round-based theory this can be attributed to certain periods of time when other types of life roamed the platter. With the assumption of “gravity”, (a word coming from the diptensions of early creation having to do with a primitive form of magnetic force) or polarity it can be explained how civilization came to believe in the possibility of a round platter (or “Planet”) that maintains a certain distance of magnetic pull to keep things in place and from falling to the distant floor of the project. The amount of power it would take to secure such a theory would be incalculable. We will delve deeper into this later but for now we need to zero in on the causes of variations of the generations through time.

The real Universe

The image at the top of this article is a prehistoric transfer fossil left behind from a period that no longer exists. Many of these types of fossils depict creatures and objects unimaginable to those of us existing today primarily because in our realm they never existed in the first place. Modern “scientists” struggle to explain these anomalies with an assumption that a time actually existed when these things once roamed their presumed round planet. Because of these “scientists” it is also assumed an unquestionable piocity is present which forbids any argument contrary to their findings. These types of scientific laws in the state of which they are requited make for the creation of facts and reality with unfounded certainty disallowed from contradiction. In other words, we landed men on the moon and either you believe it or you are a domestic terrorist and a reality denier. The forces that drive these misguided unfacts create a gradual decay of the society we believe we live in and evolve into principles subsequent generations are forced to believe. The true fact that this creation is merely a fluid transpointed chronology is lost in the translations of civilizations that once existed here but at the same time never actually did. The results of this over time create such creatures as shown below. These are the new generation we will soon find ourselves depending upon for our care and keeping beyond the years we have been deemed purposeful to a regenerating society.

This is Elizabeth but he identifies as X-293 Alpha. She is the future of infrastructure designing engineers. This is the generation that believes if you can think it, it will be.
This is the fossil that will be all that is left of Elizabeth X-293 Alpha when he is lost on the platter of extinction after the great collapse. She will have never contributed a single thing to advance his race and will therefore be rendered fossilized prematurely.

We are now in a transition phase at the very end of our experiment. The first three generations will move on to determine where the last of them will end up which most likely if my calculations are correct, will involve a great deal of fire. We can rest assured the stupidity we have created will live on long enough to build a current of chaos and result in another phase similar to whatever was crawling around the Platter during the times when that first fossil I posted above came from. The circle of life as the lazy susan turns.

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