
Flatstronomy is to show you how ridiculous this world is. The blatant lies we’ve been fed since the beginning of time. We’ve all been brought up to trust the liars by our parents who were taught to trust the liars. Their parents filled them with the lies they were taught. Since the first days of light, the darkness has been spreading further and further to the fringes of all of time to an end that was designed in the purpose of the project. Just like we all began to die the second we took our first breath, this pathetic world has a distinct beginning and an ultimate end. Along the way the darkness came in the form of deception. Lies. Impossible stories we learned to blindly trust. And it’s not new to the world, it’s just new to us.

I remember as a little brat maybe 4 years old standing on my father’s desk while my mother watched Love of Life on television. I think she was ironing or folding laundry in the dining area watching the TV in the family room from where she was working. My father was at work and my sister was in first grade. The news broke into the soap opera which irritated my mother. The CBS new’s announced the President of the United States had just been shot. I was no supporter of JFK at 4 years old but I remember it was a significant event based on the fact they dared break into my mother’s soap opera with the news. As time went on Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X (Mekemek as the African Americans called him) happened. As a child the world seemed like a pretty bad place. Charles Manson murdered some woman named Sharon Tate. I figured she must’ve been a real big shot if I was hearing about her. Then the big one happened. I knew all about the space rockets aiming at the moon but there it was in the summer of 1969. We landed a couple of guys on it and we were off to the races. Tang and Space Food Sticks.
Six of the “moon missions” landed men to walk around and basically pose for pictures. Yadda yadda yadda more cinematography in the background to help distract from the other major event, Viet Nam. Reagan. Then 9/11 and the muslims came to fly our own jets into our most popular buildings to bring them crashing down. Metal fatigue from the heat of the flames. So intense they were able to destroy a structure not even on fire in the complex and down came Building 7. Believe it or be with the terrorists. A 737 crashing meticulously into the Pentagon with zero surveillance footage. The most secure building in the world in the nation’s capital and not a millisecond of video. Believe it or suffer the consequences. I could go on but you get the point. If you don’t then you’re a glob of bread dough. Lies from the very beginning. If you’re older than me you can go back before the JFK hoax and if you could possibly been around a thousand years ago, a hundred more. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that probably one of the earliest lies involved the shape of the earth but I’d be guessing.

So here we are today with today’s one of many hoaxes, this pretend vaccine. It creates massive blood clots, many types of heart disease, all forms of instant cancers, strokes, and until history comes clean, probably thousands more illnesses to promote genocide. But wait there’s more. There’s always more. Back up a year and slip the 2020 election fraud into the mix. It yielded the current fraud hoax that is allowing us all to stop and realize just how deep the lies go. How far back it began. When things became so absurd that they couldn’t be ignored except by the most severely lamb-basted morons the great awakening started to simmer. But it won’t matter. I’m sure it’s happened before and simply replanted itself and grew again.

This image earned me a 30 prison sentence in the beloved Facebook Jail. That was early 2021 before it’s truth could really be appreciated. Hard to believe with all of the information available concerning the lethal injection the media continues to urge us to get vaccinated! Nuremberg is obviously not something that scares anyone. They indicted journalists for their part in the crimes against humanity. Maybe the it’s all been tossed down the memory hole. Maybe Nuremberg is from an alternate universe. Who knows…..

So why am I here? Why do I bother to deliver so much bad news? Why am I so sure I am right? Well, first off, I have no idea if I am right so erase that question. Who is to say what I say is really bad news or even if I am here to change your mind? The real truth is simply this: WHAT DOES IT MATTER? If you look back on your whole life did it ever matter if the earth was round or flat? Did the activity of men walking around on the moon ever alter anything throughout your life? I suggest it hasn’t and none of these fundamental lies have ever really mattered. Let’s all just enjoy the simple pleasures God gives us and know He will protect us if the evil demons driving all of the deception threaten His creation. Carry on.

