A little thing called CERN is the epicenter of a Flatwide scientific group of ghouls resistant to the established belief that science is for suckers. These over educated UN demons even warn us if we think we have any right to even display their logo.

I might display it anyway because…..nah. No need to humor them by suggesting they are anything less than another satanic effort to beat God with their silly misconceptions. I will instead design a more appropriate version to illustrate their folly. This will serve as a place holder until I can return with a better explanation of why I bring this stupid garbage up on this page. Suffice it to say the topics I try to discuss here concern the utter stupidity of humanity trying to compete with the REAL Creator. CERN is science and science is for suckers so CERN is composed of suckers developing over complicated theories for other suckers. Stay tuned…..

To fully appreciate the irrelevance of this sucker-driven garbage take a look at the detailed Wikipedia page and please tell me exactly what it says. I can’t make heads or tails of it because I am not fluent in european blather and sucker focused baloney I am lost in the sea of text trying to tell me about it’s purpose.

I will quickly return with a few examples of the supernatural nature of this super colliding contraption. It’s designed by potentially brilliant scientists (suckers) who have left it under the control of what is typically running such intellectual institutions such as fast food establishments and various cash registers worldwide. Imagine all the brain surgeons and rocket scientists have retired and been replaced by second graders and puppies.

So using Zoomers as a workforce to manage a complex world of intricately designed and specific tools we open ourselves to supernatural consequences. So supernatural to include frequent bouncing between multiple parallel universes and fourth, fifth, and beyond dimensions where reality is tested and time both stands still and speeds up at alarming rates. It’s almost the only explanation for aliens from outer space to be travelling here in party and weather balloons to destroy the world with baby powder……or train tracks that arbitrarily toss trains off and explode like nuclear bombs. Or the Biden family is in charge of the world. How else could any of this be happening?