The Ankle Brace Mystery

This is a house arrest ankle bracelet usually strapped on felons to monitor their whereabouts during pending criminal charges. It also keeps them from fleeing to an offshore sanctuary.

There’s a mystery floating around the Qanonsphere (which I believe may actually be round) that the commonality of certain politicians and celebrities outfitted with ankle braces of the medical type usually used for such things as broken toes and twisted ankles are actually hiding the criminal type of bracelet as shown above. After some research I’ve come to a different conclusion mainly based on the timing of the appearances of these braces.

Chelsea Clinton in a stylish Louis Vuitton “Walking Boot Ankle Monitor Protection Device”

Here we see Professor Jill Biden in her adorable “Sketchers slip on ankle monitor hider”
hobbling across the tarmac after helping lift her pathetic husband from a dramatic fall six steps short of the bottom of the stairs of Air Force One.

Some obscure Democrat Ways and Means something or other wearing her government issued ankle monitor hider cleverly disguised as a medical device.

Here we see a number of crippled demons one of which sports a fancy Talbot’s designer ankle monitor cover as she laughs hysterically at the wobbling two-caned moron struggling to look normal as he limps along a walkway.

I want to say this is Hillary Duff but I really don’t know because as a celebrity, I have nothing but disdain for her existence. Here she show off a retro style Velcro ankle monitor disguise as she limps almost helplessly across an abandoned highway.

This may be the same bimbo as above, I can’t tell and I certainly don’t care but she is wearing the same awkward contraption as the other one as she wanders aimlessly along the outside of a sidewalk specifically designed for precisely what she is doing.

Finally the trendsetter herself Hillary Clinton shows off **her** Boot rubbing the noses of all the others into the fact that she has the most classiest of covers for her monitor because frankly, her monitor is a quadralevel GPS tracker connected directly to a dedicated satellite since her movements are most critical of all of these freaks put together. Side note: What the hell is she wearing? A leather jacket with matching scarf over a white blazer and men’s dress slacks. No wonder she smells like boiled cabbage, urine, and farts as once described by John Podesta (who also wears an ankle boot too.).

Qanon would have us believe these boot wearing dweebs are all trying to hide the fact that they are all under house arrest awaiting tribunals but I have to offer another more nefarious explanation. One more likely geared to the violent natures of the demons these creeps pay homage to every minute of every day. I think they’re a message (perhaps a Masonic driven message) given to them to remind them for whatever reason they need discipline so severe as to necessitate such a device to allow them mobility. I think it’s the old mafioso method of persuasion. A hearty swing of a ball bat or club to bring them back to the understanding they sold their souls to uphold. I believe this more than the Qanon dream because these boots have been around for a while. McCain wore one (he often forgot which leg he wore it on) and Biden himself had one a while back as well. I think the in-house discipline of the democrat party under the influences of satan himself better explains the medical boots. I’d love to believe it was to cover ankle monitors but that would be too good to be true. And we all know what that means…..