GMA

Because Good Morning America is just too many letters to say and write in today’s fast pace world of media broadcasting liars.

This morning I have a brief rant about this clown show because I stumbled onto it in my rush to get to the bathroom with a pretty serious bowel emergency. No time to select another channel. What I heard from the throne was an unbelievable fantasy extravaganza focused solely to bring every last wonderful uplifting truthful and sometimes hilarious moment of the Oscars to those of us who were unable to sit for four or so hours watching thousands of professional liars pat each other on the back for their sophisticated presentations of sometimes complicated lies. Seemed fitting for what was happening inches below my line of sight.

Do people really watch this crap? I speak not only of the morning “news” program but of its headlining story-The Oscars. And their best choice to host the event was one of their lowest rated late night republican bashers Jimmy Kimmel. I remember calling Jim’s and James’ JIMMY in third grade but IMO, any man who calls himself JIMMY at his age is what they now call “Intellectually Mentally Disabled”. We used to call them retards until the truly disabled people were being mixed up with the “JIMMY”s of the world. Room temperature IQs are now called “Average”. Anyway, my point is simply this. How can anyone devote hours of their mornings watching this garbage and what kind of shallow intellectually mentally disabled people discuss any of this with their coworkers when they wipe their chins and head to the office or garage? I hope my rants are rhetorical with my few readers because I honestly don’t want any GMA viewers reading what I have to say. It would blow their tiny little underdeveloped adolescent minds.