Every second of every minute of every hour of every day….

I wonder if anyone in this picture has ever crossed paths with me over all the seconds of my life. Could have. Not likely but maybe. Perhaps.

Just like every single person in the world we have been present in our lives for every second of every minute of every hour of every day since we took our first breath. Every person we have ever met or passed by that is still alive right now has been present in their own lives doing whatever they’ve been doing for all this time. Every second. Once we leave people we forget all about them for the most part while their lives move second by second on with whatever they do for the whole time as we live on ourselves. I’m only writing this because when I see famous people on TV or wherever, I can see the changes in their faces and wonder what the hell they’ve been doing while I was busy doing all the things I’ve been doing. Every insignificant thing I’ve done, people I once knew and haven’t seen in decades were doing things wherever they were and neither of us ever considered each other or what they might have been doing. I wonder what exactly David Hasslehoff is doing right this second. I don’t care, I just momentarily wondered because— what’s he doing? I remember this really cute 10 year old girl back in 1969 (or so) I couldn’t take my eyes off of. Relax-I was in 5th grade too. She used to wear really really miniskirts and love to do cartwheels on recess break. That was 53 years ago….what has she been doing all these seconds I wonder? She was a sixties hippy child and when 6th grade came along she was my old lady for a few months. Her family moved to Florida and I never heard of her ever again. I looked up her name just so I wouldn’t be talking about a long dead girl and found she was alive and well somewhere in Florida with a slew of kids and grand kids. She actually looked like a 63 year old version of the same kid…..girl…woman, whatever. 1,667,973,600 seconds ago I was watching her do cartwheels in her tan miniskirt behind Sand Lake School in ’69. I don’t know if my math is right or even close but who cares…..that’s a lot of seconds to be doing who knows what. Well, judging by the grand children I could probably account for a few certain things she may have been doing. People I have long forgotten from work. People from the military. School. All of them functioning and doing stuff the whole time while I went about my time doing my stuff. And over all this time I can’t possibly be sure I have ever passed by any of them totally unaware of who they were.

I may or may not have ever met this guy. Could’ve been an old roommate when I was in the service. Maybe the kid I threw a bowl of spaghetti at in High School during a food fight. Or a guy at the butcher shop I made small talk with a few years ago. Or none of the above. Insignificant but something to think about perhaps. One thing for sure I can say with a certain amount of certainty is every second of every minute mattered to every single person still alive today at this moment whether we’ve met them or not. Everybody’s time is as important as anyone else’s so I guess my point is that if we really want to be a significant memory in anyone’s mind it will only be good for a second or two and it will be gone until a smell or a sound or an experience brings it back momentarily. Sorry for wasting these few minutes you spent waiting for this article to make any sense….I’m sure I’ll forget ever writing it minutes from now…

Mediocre Standards

They CAN’T make ’em like they used to…..

Lost ingenuity due to the woke culture will never be able to create this kind of automated technologically advanced construction machinery. The destruction of the white male and demands of inclusion reduced the engineering workforce to gay transgender minorities and mentally challenged underprivileged insolvents. Society has ground to a halt
At Large and in charge…..

Who is doing all the thinking these days with all this stupid inclusion and equity garbage? Skills don’t matter as long as they’re the right color or prefer the right kind of depraved sexual gratification. Brilliance? GONE. Nobody wants to work for nothing while the loser class is absorbed in affirmative action positions that squeeze out any potential for excellence. $15 minimum wage?? I get a panic attack even thinking of how to explain how stupid that is. Seems every turn in life now is met with incompetence and irresponsibility. When I retired I truly believe the entire working class retired with me. These new laborers are frozen in entry level skill with grade school reading ability. Think about that next time you’re driving over the river on a huge bridge under constant construction. From the engineers to the orange vest wearing manual workers we’re surrounded by mediocrity. Building our bridges hundreds of feet above the ground. A few loose bolts and it’s lights out amigo.

There’s nobody to invent anything anymore. No ideas are coming to a pathetic population of freaks whose first priority is their genitalia and where the next place they intend to stick it. Their need for reparations far exceed any need for technological advancement. We need to get rid of the police! Their ideas are at the same value as dirt. They immerse themselves in video games and pretend fantasies with no idea whatsoever how any of it was ever developed. Then there’s virtual reality. These are tomorrow’s executives and inventors…….

This is the guy who is inspecting your bridges. Making sure all those hot rivets are where they’re supposed to be. Or the kid designing solar panels and windmills. Look at him go with his magic paddles. I’m so glad it’s almost over for me. I can’t imagine the degrees of depression building in today’s 30 and 40 year olds out there in the working world. They really need to get praying to God. It’s their ONLY HOPE.

CO² Again….

Treeorexia

OK so the “conspiracy theory” I so strongly subscribe to concerning the pathetic looks of most every pine tree is being disputed by some “tree expert”. They explained to a neighbor that the conditions of all the local pine trees is due to a fungus or tree virus that mysteriously floats in the air invisibly from town to town infecting only pine trees. Dark matter. Covid-19. Flu. Pine tree chemical warfare. Not buying it, sorry Mr. Expert. It’s the chemtrails and the depletion of CO² by climate changist lunatics bent on destroying civilized human culture. That pine tree in the picture above from the house next door used to be a beautiful Christmas Tree quality mighty Pine. Now look at it.

Sad Chad

That poor tree is starving for CO² just like Chad here is starving for beef and pasta. It’s a difficult metaphor to find in today’s culture since just about everyone is in some abnormal state of obesity, me included. Especially the youth. Kids are fat. Too bad the climate changist mob isn’t connecting gluttony with global warming but it’s the tree’s turn to to pay the price. Actually it’s not just pine trees, it’s ALL the trees. I’m sure some lower consumers of CO² are being victimized too it’s just not as obvious. Grass and vegetables are next. Woke doesn’t care. They’re too busy fighting for transgender inclusion whatever the heck that means. Inclusion in what? Child molestation? Climate Change is on autopilot for now with stupidity so out of control. The Temptress Ishtar is loose while Baal manages Wall Street. Moloch is here to gather your children from you, in case you haven’t seen school board meetings on YouTube.

Baal

Yeah I’m reading a book that turns supernatural conclusions on its head. If you believe in God then you have to believe in the devil. When it all looks absurd then it probably is except when it’s being orchestrated by demons. It’s not so much absurd as it is only explained spiritually. With the typical self absorbed leftist belief that they are their own gods and Christians are the child molesters, the demons are working their way in because of them. I know I’m straying off course but it’s all relative. All of this ridiculousness is so based on reasons not fathomable by ordinary people especially leftist democrat atheist communists it’s hard to find the words to adequately describe it. All I can do is beg you to read the book or get it on Audible and listen to it. It’s more than just fascinating, it removes all belief in coincidence because the behaviors of human beings are being manipulated by the demons. And they have no clue most of the time. Some of them like to pretend to be badass witches and demonic devil-horn-waving cool hipsters but they’re just enabling the collapse of humanity. Their stupidity benefits the expansion of evil. And that’s as far as I can go with this because it’s just one book of many that lead back to God and the need to turn and face Him. Just read it and stop thinking if we could only get Trump back or get rid of the democrats everything would be OK. There’s a little more to it than that.

Chemulous Clouds

Above my driveway this morning. X marks the spot…..
My comment to the weather twits. Click to enlarge.

The weather twit was raving on the local news this morning about the clear blue skies. She promised the early “clouds” would be clearing out as the morning progressed but when I looked outside above my driveway this is what I saw. It was already “later this morning” when I snapped this picture. I sent them a comment on their Facebook weather page asking specifically what kind of clouds are these. I’m at the edge of my seat right now as I type, waiting for a reply. The breeze was moving these peculiar cloud formations very quickly. If you look, there’s a distinct X in the formation but it had drifted south by the time I got out my camera.

The fake profile picture in my Facebook comment to the weather team at Channel 10 pictured above.

The giant sky-X chemtrails are distinct and indisputable. They always insist it’s just normal contrails even though the conditions for real contrails have very specific conditions like 20,000+ feet altitude and very cold air. The photo at the top is absolutely NOT above 20,000 feet and it was 55°F outside at that moment. I can assure you, the “contrails” are still there as the outside temp is passing 60° right now as I type. As a long time viewer of these military aircraft-created heavy metal “crop dusting” sky patterns, I ask all these questions rhetorically. They’ve been doing this since the mid/early 90s. They’ve been analyzed and contain many different types of vaporized heavy metals despite the deniers who insist it’s just another right wing conspiracy theory. I’ve read the “science” about people who had found sticky spiderweb-like substances on their shrubs and grass following botched spraying but of course there are no sign of these old news stories. The folks who collected the substances and turned them over to a state lab were told they were loaded with many carcinogenic toxic heavy metals and investigated for even possessing the stuff. This has been going on and been lied about for decades. It’s been so tedious arguing with the idiots that it has all been dismissed as normal….since it is now. Routine now as the memories of real contrails fade. As time passes and us old retired conspiracy factists die off these things will be fully accepted and redefined as safe and normal. If you still don’t believe me look at the picture they use as an example on that link I gave you above to define “real” contrails! It’s actually a photo of CHEMTRAILS because catching real contrails before they dissipate is next to impossible. They can photograph one chemtrail all day. Normalized lies. That’s what we’re up against. And democrats believe them.

When they call you a conspiracy theory nut show them this picture!

Haywire

A long winded dive into the twisted nonsensical explanations I create in my head because as a whole, I really don’t see what difference any of it will make once the decision is made as to what our individual purpose turns out to be. It’s always been in God’s hands, we just need to wait to see it for ourselves.

The noun haywire refers to a type of wire once used in baling hay and sometimes for makeshift repairs. This hurried and temporary use of haywire gave rise to the adjective (and sometimes adverb) haywire. When the adjective was first used in the early 20th century, it was primarily found in the phrase “haywire outfit,” which originally denoted a poorly equipped group of loggers, and then anything that was flimsy or patched together. This led to a “hastily patched-up” sense, which in turn gave us the now-common meaning, “being out of order or having gone wrong.” The “emotionally or mentally upset or out of control” sense of haywire may have been suggested by the tendency of the relatively weak and rust-prone wire to fail at inopportune times, or to get tangled around legs, or possibly to the disorderly appearance of the temporary repair jobs for which it was used.

-From the Merriam Webster definition

Oh where to begin with this title? Throw a dart and see which stupid democrat idea it sticks in……Let’s go here…. Windmills off the New Jersey coast. The reality blames the unexplained deaths of these sea mammals at the Jersey Shore on the sonic hum of offshore wind farms. The media blames right wing conspiracy theories. I wonder what it could be. We know the damage they provide when two or three spin above the mountain tops killing birds and irritating neighbors with all their noise. Imagine hundreds of them just offsshore vibrating in an ocean full of living creatures wondering what the heck all that noise is about? And the dead birds floating above their little heads?

Look closer at the distant windmills grinding away out at sea, disorienting the mammals dependent on natural sonic navigation to find their way in the vast ocean. Democrats blame right wing conspiracy theories which has proven to mean exactly what it is……democrat folly.

Seems many whales and dolphins suddenly beached themselves along the Jersey Shore due to what realists say is a catastrophic disorientation from the mammals reliance on sonic navigation. Democrats say ut-uhhh, it’s right wing hatred for the planet and obsession with fossil fuels. OK. Nothing to see here then. Just bury the darned things and convert to the New Green Hoax.

CERN

This is apparently the actual facility that houses the collider of realities responsible for shifting our universes and crashing everything sensible into the bizarro world of democrats.

Let’s look at this CERN contraption that only the elite over educated mind-blowing astrophysicists designed to possibly alter all of time and space, reverse the direction of the earth’s core (I still can’t figure out how they can find a core to a flat platter adrift in “space” but what do I know?) and disrupt universes to crash into each other and create alternate realities for some of the dumbest morons on the platter. Democrats. But I digress…we are all affected by this whatever-you-call- it. I cite my own experiences with time and who decides what time it is. So who decides what time it is? Some atomic clock in Denver Colorado? Maybe, but how can an entire Platter depend on some scientists in a US city? Read this page for a more detailed explanation if you really care. I don’t have the “time” or more importantly, the patience to bother. Just like the moon landings and shape of the earth, or who killed Kennedy and who blew up Building 7 on 9/11, it doesn’t matter. Nothing in my immediate reality depends on knowing this crap. I just put it out there in case you care. I warn you though, if you read what I just linked you will understand the whole process of time thousands of times less than when you glanced at the clock just now. And more likely you won’t care either because like I said, it won’t change anything. They tell us what time it is and we adhere to their decisions. Here’s where my concern stems from. When daylight savings time rolled around again I set my battery powered analog clocks to my Apple Watch…..which I assume comes from those geniuses at the UTC clock tower wherever the heck it is. I understand battery operated clocks can have a tendency to lose a few seconds over time but wait til you hear this. I have a “Vista” computer upstairs I stopped using when my mother passed away in 2017. Mathematically, that computes to six years. I moved my newer machines downstairs and virtually abandoned everything upstairs. I returned for various items I forgot to bring but essentially, I quit using the two upstairs bedrooms once I was alone here. A couple weeks ago I returned to the second level to clear it out and maybe begin using it again. Once I was done for the day I turned on that old “Vista” computer to see what I was doing six years ago. Blah blah blah nothing too important but then I noticed the clock. The digital one at the bottom right of the screen. It said 12:26 PM. Then my Apple watch tweeted the time was 12:00 NOON. Wait a minute…..Six years and my upstairs computer GAINED 26 minutes? How the heck did that happen? A few days later I was looking up at my analog battery operated clock over my TV and it was a minute FASTER than my Apple watch. The Apple watch controlled by those UTC scientists at the atomic world clocks was a minute BEHIND my battery operated analog wall clock. HOLY CERN Batman! That reversing of the earth’s “core” really is helping to explain all the nonsense bizarro world we’ve been stuck in since 2020. When there was some “news” about some huge event at that big CERN collider thing.

The details of exactly what occurred at the CERN device back around 2020 when all that once made sense turned to poopie.

If you click on the title above “CERN” you might notice that April 11-14 CERN is having some sort of event. I stopped reading it because I knew it would just be more crap that probably wouldn’t change anything for my reality. But what if it does? What if April 11-14 is a scheduled correction to the plattitudes of the earth’s imaginary core as it melts into the immersion of the galaxies within the collisions of universes…the precise event that launched us into this world of democrat idiocy could possibly be planning a return to “normal” and erasure of the three years of abysmal absurdity we’ve been suffering with. We will never actually know because the erasure of time would also erase any memories we may have created during those three years because after the CERN cleansing, it would have never happened! Oh if only…….

Oh please….take us back to the Great America we had before the democrats found more access to evil than we ever knew existed.

But I’m sure on April 15th you’ll be cursing my name for even attempting to think any of this disastrous period of despair could be erased. The only way we will know for sure is if I’m completely wrong. I hate to admit, I’ve been completely wrong a time or two in the past, but we can dream. Even if for only a few days.

School Shooting seems to be cooling off now that a few transfacts emerge about the trans shooter.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

The THING-A-MA-JIG shooter from the Christian elementary school massacre holds the new key as to the new method of new fake news reporting of the incident.

Follow along here…..As it was happening the evolution went from an outrageous gun control trigger to socially awkward details that changed the whole narrative almost immediately. The shooter was identified as a 28 year old woman. The transgender “community” spoke up and threw in an unexpected angle. We were confused. What direction did the trans aspect go? Was it a woman dressed as a man or a man dressed as a woman?

Nearly as fast an NPR news story from a few days earlier emerged calling for distinct exceptions to the old standard “nobody needs assault weapons” narrative. The clown from the Young Turk terrorist group stepped up (days before the shooting event) screaming that the dangers to the trans “community” demanded exceptions to gun control arguments. He clearly stated not only should transgender freaks be given exceptions to owning assault weapons, they should make it a PRIORITY to go and arm themselves to protect them from “haters”. Two or three days later this banana brained transfreak shot its way into the Christian school where it had once attended as a child and started killing. There’s now been a discovery of the existence of a “MANIFESTO” written by the freak explaining in its own words WHY it was storming the school and killing randomly on a suicide mission…..but the media is REFUSING to publish any of it. Probably because it will contradict all the lies they’ve been writing since the first shots were fired. We must remember the violent allergic reaction the media has to the truth. We may NEVER see the manifesto and most likely will see this story find its way down the memory hole. A failed false flag gun control fueled covert government operation. Wow. Didn’t see that coming. Back to the Trump story. This one turned toxic in a hurry. Good wins again. Leftists beware…..your days are coming fast and the flames of hell are heating up.

Stop the presses! There may not be a Trump arrest after all!

Let’s get busy again and get their guns!!

I made this myself this morning when I discovered the identity of the misgendered freak that shot up a Christian elementary school yesterday in Tennessee.

Here we go again. The weekend narrative was another Trump manufactured needle in the eye of the democrat losers. His first of many campaign rallies with supporters as far as the eye can see. As long as it’s not a democrat’s eye and as long as there isn’t a needle in it! Last weekend our beloved leader, the REAL president of the United States cleverly commandeered the news cycle by jumping the democratic gun and announcing their plans to arrest him. On Tuesday. Before they even had the chance to write the dialog of their next big “BREAKING NEWS” wall to wall coverage of the Trump arrest. It would be another hilarious failure of the democrat and RINO party of misfit politicians if it hadn’t been driven by the pure evil inside the demonic soulless bodies of the most repulsive creatures on the Platter. They recaptured the narrative first thing Monday morning by MURDERING children at a Christian school and beginning their standard gun control talking points led off by none other than the Retard in Chief Joe Biden. But that wasn’t quite enough. The evil villain wasn’t the LGBTQ subhuman tranny woman pretending to be a man and walking into a school with firearms, it was the society that created such a disaster. It was the Christian school’s fault. Right off the bat it was explained that the shooter was a 28 year old female former student. They killed (her) as soon as they were able, which is probably why they called it a woman. You see, the pronouns weren’t as visible as the genitalia once they snuffed the life out of the poor misunderstood thing-a-ma-jig. While they were busy calling for more gun control again they missed the part about the transgender angle. The former student was most likely told as a youngster that she was a girl. Once she grew up in this twisted evil world of demons she discovered she was actually a boy and realized she was being held back by that mean old Christian school. It was payback time in her altered twisted demonic mind. I don’t know exactly how they do it, but the big shot demons of the political left and their slaves in the justice department created this monster and hit the 5G buttons to release the death and destruction. You probably still believe we walked on the moon so this theory shouldn’t be beyond your imagination. I know I sound crazy but just look at it as a whole, not as a piece by piece release of information. Remember- they’re writing all of this as they go along because as usual they are being forced to react spontaneously without the ability to plan even one little step ahead. When their dreams go awry they are unprepared to stray from their original goals so they have to create more lies. That’s how we have arrived at such a ridiculous stage of nonsense in a democrat led world of fakery and evil. And now we have this trending world of gender confusion to consider. See how accurate the excuse of Alex Murdaugh turns out to be?

“Oh, what a tangled web we weave…when first we practice to deceive.”

― Walter Scott

The work-in-progress blueprint of the democrat policy development.,

It is unfortunate the left has never in all the millions of years of creation been able to figure this out. They just keep doubling down and doubling down of the most incredible lies until we end up here where nothing makes any sense anymore. The ONLY thing that makes any sense is Joe Biden is the artificially installed leader present and responsible as this all reaches its apex of stupidity. We are all waiting now for the homotranny angle to be layered into this new program of gun control and Christian hatred. Stay tuned for more truth. You won’t see this on your TV.

GMA

Because Good Morning America is just too many letters to say and write in today’s fast pace world of media broadcasting liars.

Because we’re too lazy to write out all the words.

This morning I have a brief rant about this clown show because I stumbled onto it in my rush to get to the bathroom with a pretty serious bowel emergency. No time to select another channel. What I heard from the throne was an unbelievable fantasy extravaganza focused solely to bring every last wonderful uplifting truthful and sometimes hilarious moment of the Oscars to those of us who were unable to sit for four or so hours watching thousands of professional liars pat each other on the back for their sophisticated presentations of sometimes complicated lies. Seemed fitting for what was happening inches below my line of sight.

Mirrored twins of the festival of phonies I ultimately flushed into the outer reaches of my septic tank this morning.

Do people really watch this crap? I speak not only of the morning “news” program but of its headlining story-The Oscars. And their best choice to host the event was one of their lowest rated late night republican bashers Jimmy Kimmel. I remember calling Jim’s and James’ JIMMY in third grade but IMO, any man who calls himself JIMMY at his age is what they now call “Intellectually Mentally Disabled”. We used to call them retards until the truly disabled people were being mixed up with the “JIMMY”s of the world. Room temperature IQs are now called “Average”. Anyway, my point is simply this. How can anyone devote hours of their mornings watching this garbage and what kind of shallow intellectually mentally disabled people discuss any of this with their coworkers when they wipe their chins and head to the office or garage? I hope my rants are rhetorical with my few readers because I honestly don’t want any GMA viewers reading what I have to say. It would blow their tiny little underdeveloped adolescent minds.

Intelligence Quotionometer

Apples Oranges and Democrats

The Irrelevant methods of democrat defamation

The Clumble Bumby Left Wing Media Clown Circus thinks they can discredit the truth by showing the left-wing histories of current right wing truth tellers.

I sat down to watch random YouTube videos while I was eating some leftover spaghetti. I left the radio on tuned to CNBC satellite radio to make the birds feel smart. The topic turned out to be Tucker Carlson and what an incredible phony they planned to prove he was based on some unsubstantiated emails, tweets, text messages, and other means to catch a right winger red handed. As a common senser I deduced they were about to expose all the reasons everything Tucker provided concerning the January 6 UNsurrection were in fact false and despite the video evidence, what they were about to tell me would convince me it was a big hoax. They delivered their we-walked-on-the-moon indisputable promises that Tucker Carlson actually hates Donald Trump and told many colleagues what a threat he was to the democracy. Blathering on they described him as some sort of secret left wing soldier pandering for ratings and kissing the right wing asses of his Fox News superiors. Did we know he once worked for MSNBC?! Whaddayathinkathat?! Never mind the videos were unedited and exposed every lie the left has been spouting off, CNBC was proudly debunking Tucker Carlson while they attempted to impeach his credibility to any potential fans. What they can’t explain are people like Matt Taibbi and Joe Rogan, two left wing Hillary lovers and Joe Biden voters who suddenly realized where the truth really resided. Russell Brand- the limey comedian/actor turned political truther really must bring traumatic tears to their eyes (if they even know who he is yet) with his rapid fire truth attacks. It all just exposes how stupid they think we are. As if Tucker would piss me off to such a degree as to deny what I’ve seen with my own two eyes. It’s a misguided attempt at the 1984 tactic of forcing people to deny something as fundamental as simple math. {Quite honestly, they’ve covertly managed to get a 2+2=5 type of result from the 9/11 Pentagon attack by simply insisting it was a plane you never saw, not a cruise missile you know would have done the damage the evidence showed. But that’s just me…..}They’re not at the 1984 Orwell level of clever yet but when the evil communism gets our guns and starts executing us for random stupid uncrimes, remember how they’ve done it and how you allowed them to take every additional step without any resistance. This has been a long time coming and without Donald Trump and a true and honest election system we may never see America again.

Daylight Savings Crisis

Since when is it the job of worthless politicians to decide what time it is? Apparently since 1918…..

This is one of the bleach headed Q-tip Democrat women who believes your clocks should be set to her approval.

Let me begin with something that has taken on a consistent role in the subject matter I am driven to discuss…..WHO CARES? As soon as I see this woman as depicted in one of my photoshopped versions of a West Coast TV local news show, I imagine her with a pitch fork in one hand and a burning torch in the other as she storms her pussy-hat-wearing fat ass up the steps of the US Capitol to scream about Donald Trump. But today her virtuous demands are directed at something I never gave a crap about ever before now. Daylight Savings Time, or DST for the overly encumbered too busy for whole words Washington Politicians. Apparently and according to the same people who claim the earth is round and we walked on the moon are telling us that way back in 1918 someone decided it would become necessary to shift the clocks backwards and forwards in order to “save energy”. Seems to me if we were so concerned with saving energy that long ago we’d be driving electric flying cars and eating crickets by now. What do I know though……I have no reason to doubt the media right?

Anyway, this 1918 initiative to conserve the planet, (call it the OLD Green Deal) has apparently run its course and according to modern democrats AKA Communists (and most ordinary people for that matter) It’s time to stop this craziness. I can agree with this except why is Congress involved? Who the hell do they think they are? This should be something the PEOPLE vote on and not through their corrupt representatives who have proven their value over many decades of fraud and criminal behavior. The ONLY reason Congress is elbowing in on our clocks is to create yet another distraction to cloud the horrors raining down on their parade. Tucker Carlson and Kevin McCarthy. The January 6 fraud wrecking crew. Are we to really believe they care about what time it is? Sad part is they’ve had a name for their new/old distraction ever since they’ve had retards in the US Senate. It’s actually called “The Sunshine Protection Act” and we should all remember how these demons name their agendas. While we are all changing the batteries in our smoke detectors and going to bed 20 minutes early they are busily planning ways to keep us confined to our quarters to protect the Sunshine FROM US. Never underestimate the entitlements of the democrat/communist party.

Thanks to Marco Rubio, the enormous earred Republican fraud, we have a whole realm for neoexperts to explain how one tiny little hour can effect so many new advantages we’ve been deprived of as far back as 1918. Let’s review them and thank the Congress for finally stepping in to correct these failures.

  • Car crashes and accidents involving pedestrians. Maybe something like a licensing process and perhaps some type of defensive driving education or what about something like a cement walkway that could run alongside the roads so people who choose to walk can do so without the fear of being struck by cars. Rubio’s plan could reduce costs to just one hour.
  • Cardiac Issues, Stroke, or seasonal depression. Wow, this is a big one. Before if we wanted heart attacks and strokes we just had to get a covid booster shot but now by NOT changing our clocks by one hour we can…..uh…..yes, yes we can.
  • Reduce the number of robberies by….wait for it…..27%! That’s right! Instead of locking up thieves and criminals and paying for prisons and police, we can fix it all with just one measly little hour. What took this so long?!
  • Benefits the economy! One hour and POOF the economy is fixed. I don’t even know how to begin to thank these geniuses! And here I thought if we could just lose this retard in the White House it would all self correct but all it needed was an hour. Outstanding.
  • Reduce childhood obesity and increase physical fitness! Never would’ve guessed we could stop growing fat kids by changing the clock systems! I mean who would have the time to discipline children or take away their video games and give them bicycles and kick their fat asses out the door to go outside and play. One hour and it’s done. Amazing. And Gyms….who needs them now. We have that hour back.
  • Benefits the agricultural economy! Damn this is almost too easy! We don’t have to sell all of our farmland to China or kill all of our chickens and cows, we just need to take control of that ONE HOUR and sit back and reap all those marvelous benefits. Thank you Little Marco!
  • Reduce Energy Usage! Wait a minute…..isn’t this what they told us back in 1918 to ENCOURAGE us to change our clocks twice a year?! Now they’re using it to ENCOURAGE us to disregard 1918 and keep the hour for bigger and better things. They’ve lost me with this one….but again I say WHO CARES?

The distraction value of this potentially endless debate lives on and local news has a bottomless pit of related stories they can use to build on. Whenever another threat of nuclear disaster or a mystery Chinese balloon or some wayward trainload of toxic chemicals goes off the rails they can fire up another Daylight Savings Time story and like magic, nothing to see there……. The distractions are vast and this is just another one in the mix. One hour has controlled the entire weekend news cycle.