The Cycles of Flatstronomy

Fossil found at the southwest quadrant of anthropological dig #438 on Platter Earth D-7

It’s pretty easy to follow the progression of misbeliefs that form presumed histories through the geological transformations studied today. Fossils are routinely discovered etched deeply in the far layers beneath the surfaces of the upper layers of the earth. In a typical round-based theory this can be attributed to certain periods of time when other types of life roamed the platter. With the assumption of “gravity”, (a word coming from the diptensions of early creation having to do with a primitive form of magnetic force) or polarity it can be explained how civilization came to believe in the possibility of a round platter (or “Planet”) that maintains a certain distance of magnetic pull to keep things in place and from falling to the distant floor of the project. The amount of power it would take to secure such a theory would be incalculable. We will delve deeper into this later but for now we need to zero in on the causes of variations of the generations through time.

The real Universe

The image at the top of this article is a prehistoric transfer fossil left behind from a period that no longer exists. Many of these types of fossils depict creatures and objects unimaginable to those of us existing today primarily because in our realm they never existed in the first place. Modern “scientists” struggle to explain these anomalies with an assumption that a time actually existed when these things once roamed their presumed round planet. Because of these “scientists” it is also assumed an unquestionable piocity is present which forbids any argument contrary to their findings. These types of scientific laws in the state of which they are requited make for the creation of facts and reality with unfounded certainty disallowed from contradiction. In other words, we landed men on the moon and either you believe it or you are a domestic terrorist and a reality denier. The forces that drive these misguided unfacts create a gradual decay of the society we believe we live in and evolve into principles subsequent generations are forced to believe. The true fact that this creation is merely a fluid transpointed chronology is lost in the translations of civilizations that once existed here but at the same time never actually did. The results of this over time create such creatures as shown below. These are the new generation we will soon find ourselves depending upon for our care and keeping beyond the years we have been deemed purposeful to a regenerating society.

This is Elizabeth but he identifies as X-293 Alpha. She is the future of infrastructure designing engineers. This is the generation that believes if you can think it, it will be.
This is the fossil that will be all that is left of Elizabeth X-293 Alpha when he is lost on the platter of extinction after the great collapse. She will have never contributed a single thing to advance his race and will therefore be rendered fossilized prematurely.

We are now in a transition phase at the very end of our experiment. The first three generations will move on to determine where the last of them will end up which most likely if my calculations are correct, will involve a great deal of fire. We can rest assured the stupidity we have created will live on long enough to build a current of chaos and result in another phase similar to whatever was crawling around the Platter during the times when that first fossil I posted above came from. The circle of life as the lazy susan turns.

Gen Z or “Zoomers” are coming of an age where past generations already had jobs and homes of their own.

What a parent believes their children should be able to create once they have left home to build a life of their very own. Poor bastards.

The children of the Gen-X group of the declining valued human race, the current “Zoomers” are rapidly approaching the horrific realization of adulthood and independence. Once a revered stage of development for such past generations as “The Greatest Generation” (Born 1901-1924), “The Silent Generation” (1925-1945), “The Boomer Generation” AKA the beginning of the end (1946-1964) this stage began to turn from hope to hate as it reached terminal velocity. “Generation X” because what else could you call a generation where no words could begin to describe them? (1965-1979), “Millenials” (1980-1994), “Generation Z” because what better to call the generation where all of humanity will likely end in disaster? (1995-2012), and finally, where we are creating a misaligned population of misfit pure blooded survivors,” Gen Alpha” (2013-2025) where we think there is still hope of at least a do-over to recreate a new and real Human Race.

This piece of journalistic brilliance will focus on the “Zoomers” as it relates to reaching the bridge from childhood to adulthood in a cloud of mystery and sometimes misery in a few cases I will share below. What does this all have to do with the shape of the planet or the existence of gravity and moon landings you may ask? Well that too will be explained for those who still don’t understand the relativity of blowing smoke up the back ends of children and the complete failure of an entire race of organic perfection given to us when this all began. We start with the trauma of being told as a “Zoomer” that it’s time to grow up, push away from the video game console, and get a job. This may mean figuring out how to go to college if that’s a path one would unwisely choose, or just leaving the house and applying for work. They’re going to need to do this from a home of their own and perhaps with a partnership with a genetically opposite member of another gender. As horrible as it might seem to the later end of the Generation X parents, it’s something most of them have done so it is definitely something that should be possible to accomplish. But wait…..did they remember to raise them to understand what THEY were doing while they were busy raising them? Stay tuned for the results of an unprepared generation of parents.

Christopher Porco. Unprepared son of parents who expected their kid was able to understand adulthood and independence.

One of the common themes of these “Zoomers” and in this case “Millenials”, lying and pretending are part of their solution to the problem of actually growing up. The tragic part is an inability to brainstorm a solution to being caught in the lies without resorting to butchering their entire family and magically being successful. Christopher Porco sits in prison for life when he thought his answer to his father’s questions about the lies he’d been telling about his status in college would be to pick up an ax and start swinging it until the quiet peacefulness of his own delusions settled in. His mother would be an innocent bystander but how else could he explain the bloodbath he’d just given his father? She survived with massive injuries and NO MEMORY of any of it, but he’s in prison and his dad is dead.

The new tool for becoming an adult
Chandler Halderson. Solved the problem of his father discovering his lies with a gun and a few saws.

Chandler Halderson was a masterful liar, fooling everyone into believing he was in college, working for an insurance company for no pay, and securing a new job working at SpaceX for Elon Musk. His girlfriend of three years was shocked when she found out…..another disillusioned Gen Z moron who believes we walked on the moon. After months of trying to get his son a paycheck from the insurance company he claimed to be working for, Chandler’s father finally found out the real reasons for the problems. The insurance company simply wanted his college transcripts and Chandler faked emails and phone calls to kick the can down the road until he could pretend to leave for Florida to work for SpaceX. He could never even pull that off anyway so his tiny little Gen Z brain zeroed in on a foolproof solution. Kill everyone in the house, his mom and dad, pretend they went missing and section their bodies in the family room near the fireplace. His miscalculations regarding cremation forced him to take the separated limbs and torsos to various spots he was very familiar with and dumping them in the woods. He had managed to roast both heads in the fireplace so the bone fragments left in the ash bin helped secure his life sentence when the smoke cleared, so to speak. See how much damage all of the lies produced? Not only these children as they try to fool their parents, but the lies their parents told them about the fundamental history of the world. When the lies start they only accelerate and force more lies. And it has no end! Read one more example happening live on Court TV right now on YouTube.

Alex Jackson. Dad told him it was time for him to get a job and move out. He’s 20 years old. His dad is dead.

This peach is still fighting for his life claiming a mystery man dressed all in black with a mask over his face broke into his family’s home, retrieved his fathers 22 caliber rifle and executed his father, his mother, and his sister. No ransacking or burglary, just bullets to the backs of his whole family’s heads. He claims he came downstairs to find the mystery man holding the rifle after just shooting his father in the living room. He says he struggled to get the gun away but was shot…..wait for it……in the foot. The mystery man then released the rifle and ran scared from the house while poor traumatized Alex lay bleeding from his foot. In complete agony and obvious shock, he managed to call 911 and report the incident as he claims he saw it. He told the dispatcher his mom and his sister were safe upstairs in their bedrooms. They were fully dead. The tag line for this trial is that Alex’s dad had demanded he get a job and move out. What else could a poor mixed up moon walking believer do but kill his whole family?

I’m not sure I was able to connect the dots of the decay of the generations with the bigger lies of governments and so called leaders but I do believe I am on to something here. Here’s another way to look at it…..If you believe in God and Jesus and The Bible, what could go wrong beyond finding out you were wrong? And if you ARE wrong you won’t ever know and who knows what comes next. If you’re right then the blessings will all fall into place just like you’ve expected. If you reject God and Jesus and The Bible, imagine the world of shock and dismay when you find out you were wrong. Imagine trying to explain to God why you were so belligerent. Imagine the only option these Gen Z Zoomer and Millennial creeps have wasn’t going to work this time……you can’t chop God up and stuff him in a fireplace. If we keep teaching the lies to the children, the lies will always ultimately be discovered. Maybe that’s the hope of calling the next generation Gen Alpha. By the time they reach adulthood maybe all the lies will have been revealed and they can successfully create a greater race of people. Starting from Alpha.

I don’t know if the world is flat and I’m pretty sure we never walked on the moon but if we pretend to know it all, we do nothing but harm to the original design of the human brain. God knew what he was doing. When people forget that, and most do, everyone is doomed.

Incredible image taken from the Gullible Telescope captures an almost duplicate Earth some 348 Million Light Years away. Scientists name the Planet “Latest” and determined it to be in the Voellm Galaxy sixteen Universes away.

Upon closer examination, Professor Calvin Combs of the Institute of African American Studies at the University of Absurdity has determined a slight miscalculation in the alignment of the photographic equipment situated close to the enormous Lazy Susan on which the Flat Earth Science Project is built. According to Combs, there is no need to correct the misinformation as it has been determined that ordinary people who marvel in these types of headlines prefer them to be true and are therefore fully convinced of their authenticity mere seconds after reading them. In other words, these people still believe fairy tales delivered to them through their televisions and radios as “Breaking News” and are subject to believing absolutely anything they are told. When a Wikipedia page is available to confirm their stupidity it only adds to the confirmation processing of their pathetic little minds.

As most of us know, the absolute source of all of reality is based on a faith in what we are inherently given by our creator and can only operate on our developed common sense to fully understand. The complexities of life as given to us by other men are all born from pure conjecture committed to a limited capacity to see beyond their own tiny little worlds of egocentric instability. Namely, Democrats. Typical Round Earthers believe we sit on a big ball and are held in place by a magical magnteic-like force that keeps us from just rolling off onto the gigantic floor that lies beneath the table we are rolling around on. Sounds ridiculous but these pseudo-scientists actually believe this mythology and not only spread it as if it were Gospel, they demand we all adhere to their “Laws of…..” whatever science they are pushing and make provisions to enforce them. It has been an eternal brainwashing of minds to develop a level of control that has taken over nearly half of the population of the Flat Earth. The Flat Earth that many of its inhabitants are completely unaware of its existence as a Flat surface. Just look down for crying out loud! Are you standing on a ball? If you put a level on the floor does the bubble struggle to find the middle or does it show flatness?

How believable does it have to be to believe it’s not believable?

Do you ever wonder how absurd a conspiracy theory should be to be considered just a theory? What makes it a theory? Why does it have to be a conspiracy? Could it just be that if you don’t blindly agree with what your masters tell you then you must be involved in a sinister underhanded plot to disrupt what they demand you believe what they tell you? What if everything you’ve ever learned was a huge amalgamation of evil lies designed to complicate something as simple as the simplest of things? Life. You know you’ve thought about it many times throughout your existence- why am I here? What is my purpose? When did all this begin and where will it end? Why is it all so complicated? Well it really isn’t. If you can take a step back and just think about it in it’s lowest form you’ll realize how insignificant everything is. Everything.

Do you think this thing has a significant purpose? Do you think the world would just collapse if he never existed and everything he brought to the world was never incorporated into the grand image the world would hold? We can be sure of one thing; he doesn’t mean anything to all those big shots who tell you every day what you should and shouldn’t be doing. He doesn’t matter and neither do you. Or me. We are just consumers of everything they want for themselves. We only matter to ourselves and our families and friends. Our purpose isn’t some complicated plan to help the greedy scumbag demons get rich from our labor and steal everything we work hard for our whole lives. Our purpose is simple. Live and let live. Be comfortable and at peace with each other. And most importantly, we exist not to validate the lies we are told but to ignore it all and give it the insignificant shrug it deserves. We landed men on the moon? Really< And how does that benefit me? Would my life be any different if we hadn’t? Don’t try to explain it for them…explain it from a real perspective. A perspective of “What if we NEVER really landed men on the moon?” Would it matter? Does it matter if the world is flat or does it have to be round for you to continue on? What if it IS flat? How would that have changed your life? You may THINK you know but you don’t. You dig and dig to find the theorems to explain gravity but you have no clue what all the numbers and squiggly symbols mean. You just KNOW you know because it’s right there somewhere in a book or on Wikipedia. You’ll fight like a soldier to defend the complications your masters force feed you throughout your meaningless life. When all of it is just a fantasy of a greedy narcissistic pack of losers who cannot find their happiness or peace within themselves. They need to make you miserable to be happy and you let them. You defend their lies no matter how ridiculous they are. The moon? Really? You believe that? My God man, what would that ash tray lipped African goon up there do if we never went to the moon?! What if the world was flat? Would he surely walk right off the edge chasing a gazelle?

You think this guy is your president? Why? Because they told you? Is it really that hard to open your stupid eyes and see how impossible the 2020 election was for him to win? Have they made you that stupid? And look at yourself. You believe this is the president. You think elections are honest. You’re sure we landed on the moon. You think a bunch of worthless muslims jumped on a few airplanes and flew them into our World Trade Center on 9/11. You think an invisible plane crashed into the Pentagon and miraculously there isn’t one second of video footage to prove it. THE PENTAGON, the most secure building on earth can’t find a single inch of video tape with a 757 Jetliner barreling into the most secure building on the planet. You believe it. So why believe anything if you can’t believe some of the biggest events they tell you about? JFK? Viet Nam? Apollo moon landings? Gravity? Don’t worry, I won’t leave you hanging here with all of this truth…..I’ll explain it all at a level even you can understand. I’ll explain it as MY THEORY of relativity. And you’ll feel so stupid when I’m done you may even consider Epsteining yourself.

The real science of Flatstronomy

Where round earthers have allowed the other things on the table dictate their beliefs from what is actually next to them on the turntable.

With one look at this image in the state of mind and from the perspective of someone who has never been exposed to a democrat and believed anything delivered to you through any electronic media it’s clearly an example of flat movement in it’s most basic form. When combined with the mythical “law of gravity” one might expect once having met the “horizon” one would plummet into the darkness of “space” and fall for all of eternity. Having been on this very road and in fact having actually taken this picture I can say with confidence the arrows painted on the roadway do in fact simply lead in the direction they point and continue on along the flat surface to a destination other than the darkness of space for all of eternity.

The Webster’s Thesaurus describes the Democrat as noted above in the screen shot from their web page for the term. Those who call themselves democrat should take note of this excerpt and understand how it has helped develop them into a follower of make believe and the gullibility necessary to maintain such a pretend notion of such ridiculous proportions as big bangs and black holes. In terms of what science and nature provide it should be accepted that Occam’s Razor take the lead in determining what is real and the complex fantasies developed by the democrats be rejected as a confusitory method of developing a fear of obsolescence to maintain their complete and total control of the weakest of minds.

Pictured here is a very complex galaxy 348 Million Light Years from the Magical Telescope developed by NASA (Not A Space Agency) and shot out into space to show the magnificence of outer space…..or maybe….

It’s just my kitchen. So what does this tell the round earther about their democrat teachings? Speaks for itself maybe.