Haywire

A long winded dive into the twisted nonsensical explanations I create in my head because as a whole, I really don’t see what difference any of it will make once the decision is made as to what our individual purpose turns out to be. It’s always been in God’s hands, we just need to wait to see it for ourselves.

The noun haywire refers to a type of wire once used in baling hay and sometimes for makeshift repairs. This hurried and temporary use of haywire gave rise to the adjective (and sometimes adverb) haywire. When the adjective was first used in the early 20th century, it was primarily found in the phrase “haywire outfit,” which originally denoted a poorly equipped group of loggers, and then anything that was flimsy or patched together. This led to a “hastily patched-up” sense, which in turn gave us the now-common meaning, “being out of order or having gone wrong.” The “emotionally or mentally upset or out of control” sense of haywire may have been suggested by the tendency of the relatively weak and rust-prone wire to fail at inopportune times, or to get tangled around legs, or possibly to the disorderly appearance of the temporary repair jobs for which it was used.

-From the Merriam Webster definition

Oh where to begin with this title? Throw a dart and see which stupid democrat idea it sticks in……Let’s go here…. Windmills off the New Jersey coast. The reality blames the unexplained deaths of these sea mammals at the Jersey Shore on the sonic hum of offshore wind farms. The media blames right wing conspiracy theories. I wonder what it could be. We know the damage they provide when two or three spin above the mountain tops killing birds and irritating neighbors with all their noise. Imagine hundreds of them just offsshore vibrating in an ocean full of living creatures wondering what the heck all that noise is about? And the dead birds floating above their little heads?

Seems many whales and dolphins suddenly beached themselves along the Jersey Shore due to what realists say is a catastrophic disorientation from the mammals reliance on sonic navigation. Democrats say ut-uhhh, it’s right wing hatred for the planet and obsession with fossil fuels. OK. Nothing to see here then. Just bury the darned things and convert to the New Green Hoax.

CERN

Let’s look at this CERN contraption that only the elite over educated mind-blowing astrophysicists designed to possibly alter all of time and space, reverse the direction of the earth’s core (I still can’t figure out how they can find a core to a flat platter adrift in “space” but what do I know?) and disrupt universes to crash into each other and create alternate realities for some of the dumbest morons on the platter. Democrats. But I digress…we are all affected by this whatever-you-call- it. I cite my own experiences with time and who decides what time it is. So who decides what time it is? Some atomic clock in Denver Colorado? Maybe, but how can an entire Platter depend on some scientists in a US city? Read this page for a more detailed explanation if you really care. I don’t have the “time” or more importantly, the patience to bother. Just like the moon landings and shape of the earth, or who killed Kennedy and who blew up Building 7 on 9/11, it doesn’t matter. Nothing in my immediate reality depends on knowing this crap. I just put it out there in case you care. I warn you though, if you read what I just linked you will understand the whole process of time thousands of times less than when you glanced at the clock just now. And more likely you won’t care either because like I said, it won’t change anything. They tell us what time it is and we adhere to their decisions. Here’s where my concern stems from. When daylight savings time rolled around again I set my battery powered analog clocks to my Apple Watch…..which I assume comes from those geniuses at the UTC clock tower wherever the heck it is. I understand battery operated clocks can have a tendency to lose a few seconds over time but wait til you hear this. I have a “Vista” computer upstairs I stopped using when my mother passed away in 2017. Mathematically, that computes to six years. I moved my newer machines downstairs and virtually abandoned everything upstairs. I returned for various items I forgot to bring but essentially, I quit using the two upstairs bedrooms once I was alone here. A couple weeks ago I returned to the second level to clear it out and maybe begin using it again. Once I was done for the day I turned on that old “Vista” computer to see what I was doing six years ago. Blah blah blah nothing too important but then I noticed the clock. The digital one at the bottom right of the screen. It said 12:26 PM. Then my Apple watch tweeted the time was 12:00 NOON. Wait a minute…..Six years and my upstairs computer GAINED 26 minutes? How the heck did that happen? A few days later I was looking up at my analog battery operated clock over my TV and it was a minute FASTER than my Apple watch. The Apple watch controlled by those UTC scientists at the atomic world clocks was a minute BEHIND my battery operated analog wall clock. HOLY CERN Batman! That reversing of the earth’s “core” really is helping to explain all the nonsense bizarro world we’ve been stuck in since 2020. When there was some “news” about some huge event at that big CERN collider thing.

If you click on the title above “CERN” you might notice that April 11-14 CERN is having some sort of event. I stopped reading it because I knew it would just be more crap that probably wouldn’t change anything for my reality. But what if it does? What if April 11-14 is a scheduled correction to the plattitudes of the earth’s imaginary core as it melts into the immersion of the galaxies within the collisions of universes…the precise event that launched us into this world of democrat idiocy could possibly be planning a return to “normal” and erasure of the three years of abysmal absurdity we’ve been suffering with. We will never actually know because the erasure of time would also erase any memories we may have created during those three years because after the CERN cleansing, it would have never happened! Oh if only…….

But I’m sure on April 15th you’ll be cursing my name for even attempting to think any of this disastrous period of despair could be erased. The only way we will know for sure is if I’m completely wrong. I hate to admit, I’ve been completely wrong a time or two in the past, but we can dream. Even if for only a few days.