Woody won’t be chucking wood anymore.

Switching gears for a few words….

So driving at maximum velocity on a small back road noticing the dead trees and a random step ladder set up on the roadside for no apparent reason, out of the low brush came a very small woodchuck meandering into the apparent woodchuck crosswalk. By the time I could collect my thoughts the poor little guy (or gal) was under my right side wheels and that old familiar thump thump sound was launching my instinct to instantly look up at my rear view mirror. Woody was airborne. I felt my heart drop in a sympathetic moment of sadness. Then it switched to anger for the poor parenting that allowed this obviously adolescent woodchuck to wander onto such a dangerous trail. I quickly began to think about the human counterparts and my brain is off to the races.

Why is the local news consistently running old stories, some from weeks past? How many times do we have to read about 79 year old actors having new babies? Same two guys……day after day in the news. Too much marijuana production for the licenses to sell it now that it’s legal in NYS. Every week the same story with the same reporters and the same interviews. Rhetorical paragraph. It’s because the only real news is about the criminal behaviors of the same criminals who own the network media. Censorship has made the sixteen daily news shows obsolete. How many times can they run the (wrong) weather or the mindless sports scores? Regular news is too sensitive to the corrupt media so when they get a benign story like Robert DeNiro making fatherless new children they run it five times a day for two weeks. We’re running out of anything to report. BWTM!

A bunch of gay environmentalists are saving sea turtles by gluing GPS trackers on their shells. I guess they didn’t hear the story about the teenage girls who were painting turtle’s shells with nail polish and killing them because the turtle’s shell is actually PART OF THE TURTLE’S ANATOMY! Leave it to fags and young girls to kill an entire species while bragging about how they’re saving them or decorating them. Kinda like democrats……

I honestly can’t write anymore about what’s twisting my mind especially after killing that poor defenseless woodchuck. Makes me think maybe crawling out onto the road may not be such a bad idea!